Shinji's Wild End Of Evangelion Experience


Well, well, well. Shinji, had quite the experience in End of Evangelion. And I'm the only one twisted enough to devote a whole page to it. When I first saw it, I was laughing my ass off. It was so fucked up I wish I had pictures of his hand. oh well if I find them I'll post them.

Like my buddy said "From that scene, I guess you can tell who Shinji likes". Buddy, liking someone is one thing, but jerking off, staring at their bare breasts is another, Shinji no echi!!!!!!!!

Let's play Sigmund Freud here, let's examine the Troubled mind of Shinji Ikari for a moment shall we, let's see what caused him to do what he did. here are a few reasons that I came up with.


The Top 10 Reasons Shinji Jerked off In End Of Evangelion

10. He wanted to test his fertility, one day, in hopes of going a step further.

9. Whenever he sees live breasts, he has to stop and jerk off.

8. He needed to admit to himself his love for Asuka.

7. He wanted to play with an old friend.

6. In his sick mind, it was either that, or fucking her.

5. He was gonna do it sometime, may as well do it, when he gets a good view.

4. Nobody showed him any love, so he wanted to show some love to himself.

3. He wanted to know what sex was like.

2. He was too afraid to ask her out.

1. Because it just felt good.


Well that's it for now, I may update this sick demented site, I don't know yet, but like I said earlier, if I find a picture of Shinji's hand after he was done doing his business, I'm the kinda sick fuck who will post it for all to see.